I, Dusty McClean, have a dream!
Enter the TV world
The Purrpatrator
Kill an enemy using the cat
Beach, please
Equip a fish
High Fashion
Finish a level with an animal equipped
Blind Luck
Kill a blinded enemy
Burning Up
Kill someone with fire tick damage
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
Eat 100 enemies
Blood, not funny!
Consume 6666 litres of blood
Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Achieve a 25 Hit Combo
Un-boo-lievable
Ghost a level
Clean Machine
Get more than 99% cleaning on a level
Emotionally Charged
Electrocute 5 enemies at once
Free Willy
Rescue all the fish in CyberCruise
Gettin' Jiggy With It
Kill 3 enemies using the dancefloor trap
Disco Inferno
Kill an enemy with the disco ball on their head
Murder on the Dancefloor
Kill 5 enemies with the mosh pits in The Turtle Club
Shaken, Not Stirred
During a mission, kill 3 enemies with one bartender bot attack
Hot Dawg
Kill an enemy using the dog
Overboard
Kill an enemy by knocking them off the map
War Has Changed
Equip and hide under a box
The American Dream
Equip the gun
You Will Be Sucked
Suck an enemy into the jet engine
Rip and Tear
Equip the chainsaw
10th Prestige Vac
Kill an 2 enemies with 1 claymore
H4ck3R
Kill an enemy with the Security Cameras